I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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