Sponge bath it is.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
