his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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