yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
