Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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