I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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