Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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