Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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