quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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