The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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