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(203): View more from Connecticut

she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head

(203): View more from Connecticut

she has to be all "alternative"

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(419): View more from Ohio

her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.

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(540): View more from Virginia

birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex

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I'm on my period, period, period

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(605): View more from South Dakota

woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.

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(810): View more from Michigan

You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.

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(903): View more from Texas

I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass

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(408): View more from California

who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am

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(256): View more from Alabama

I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?

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(503): View more from Oregon

My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.

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