Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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