Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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