I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
dude. I can hear the air.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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