I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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I need you to use more vowels.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It's blow job season.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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