it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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