I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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