Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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