Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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