I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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