OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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