I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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