this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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