Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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