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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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