That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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