my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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