Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i think my mom watched the whole time
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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