It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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