Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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