How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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