Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
