The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
No subtext here. People are naked.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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