My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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