Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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