I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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