please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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