I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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