I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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