the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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