Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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