Me. At least after what I've been through.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Randomize
