I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
