my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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