I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize