People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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