I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Buhtt sex?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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