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And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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