i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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