Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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