Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
