I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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