so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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