Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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