that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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