i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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